Steeler kicker Jeff Reed is widely considered one of the primo douches in all of sportdom (up there, I am told, with Christian Laettner, Roger Clemens, and Nick Saban). However, the balloting just got a little tougher. He was arrested last week somewhere in Pennsylvania because the convenience store’s paper towel dispenser was empty.
Seriously, you kick for the Super Bowl Champions. You have terrific hair. You run serious tail in Chapel Hill.