Steeler kicker Jeff Reed is widely considered one of the primo douches in all of sportdom (up there, I am told, with Christian Laettner, Roger Clemens, and Nick Saban). However, the balloting just got a little tougher. He was arrested last week somewhere in Pennsylvania because the convenience store’s paper towel dispenser was empty.
Middle America!
Seriously, you kick for the Super Bowl Champions. You have terrific hair. You run serious tail in Chapel Hill.
Dude. I am not sure why this just pisses me off, but it does. You should at least have peons punking convenience store clerks.
A Bulldog in Exile 
I really wanted to think Urban Meyer was the biggest douche in sports, however he never accused me of being racist…therefore my vote went to T. Moore.
Let it also be known that Terrence Moore hates UGA 365.25 days/year, Urban Meyer usually dismisses us come early November.
Regretfully, you are correct, sir. On both counts.