- Perno’s Diamond Dogs remain undefeated and have the best start in school history at 11-0 with a sweep of Quinnipiac (or whatever). They play Lemonjello this week before traveling to Alabama this weekend for the SEC opening series. Look for the Dawgs to move to number one in the Collegiate Baseball Poll after LSU drop two of three to Illinois (yeah, that Illinois).
- Susanne Yoclan’s Gym Dawgs take care of business with a 197.725-196.125 road win over UCLA to remain undefeated and ranked number one. I am told that 197.725-196.125 is a major ass whipping, especially on the road.
- Staying with number ones, the Softball team upset No. 1 Washington at the Easton SEC/Pac-10/Big 12 Challenge in Tuscaloosa this weekend. The Softball team is ranked 11.
- The number 4 Net Dogs beat the bizzaro Dawgs 4-2 in tennis. I never understood tennis scoring, but apparently it wasn’t that close.