Ease over to Bernie’s Bulldawg Blog. He has a conspiracy theory that dovetails nicely into my thoughts at the end of the prior post. St. Urban is starting his exit strategy by creating a schism in Gator Nation. It is an interesting theory, since obviously, I think he has his eye on another man’s….ball. John Brantley isn’t TGCPE and so much of St. Urban’s success there has been based around the job of coaching that one player (yeah, I know Chris Leak and all, but in five years it’ll be all Timmy, all the time and Leak will be a must look on Wikipedia afterthought). Then again, he does have the largest ego of all SEC coaches with at least six head coaching wins on their resume (I hope Sabanites don’t read this, lest I get power flamed).
Of course, that is just a theory. There’s a lot of theories that didn’t pan out. Lone Gunman. Communism. Geometry.
It isn’t like St. Urban has stopped having late night fantasies about what his butt looks like in green jogging outfits.